quotes

Here are my favorite quotes according to facebook. Some are good and some just make me laugh haha

"Always tell of God's love. If necessary, use words."

"The God of everlasting comfort believed in me and loved me! When I was faithless, He still died for me!" -Five Iron Frenzy

"Don't sweat petty things. Don't pet sweaty things."

"A man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving this kiss the attention it deserves." -Albert Einstein

"Life's a rollercoaster, bud...just go for the ride and trust the engineer that made the dang thing." -Nathan Prater

"I gave Him my track record, He gave me a clean slate! I'm forgiven and I'm livin with no sin on my plate!" -Relient K

"Anyone notice how 'Dying' is stategically placed in the word 'Studying'?" -Kathryn

"I have never been in a love like this, oh you move my soul every time we kiss!" -Rascal Flatts

"Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing yet had been done." -C.S. Lewis

Nicole Kidman: "She has an awfully big chest to be going to church!"
Tom Cruise: "All chests are equal in the eyes of the Lord."
-Far and Away

"I need a constant prompt that I am a sinful puke who incessantly needs the reminder of how much the blood of Christ has set me free from." -Craig Coon

Ben: "Mom, I wear socks really often, do you think that's why I have small feet?"
Mom: "I don't know, Ben, but I've been wearing underwear my whole life and I still have a big butt."